"Yes…this is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it…This Land!"
"…I think we should call it your grave!"
"Ah, CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!"
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i love mike wazowski but i wouldnt hesitate to slam dunk him into a basketball net if i had the chance
Paul Rudd and Jason Segel doing an interview while completely stoned. This might be my new favorite thing.
The many ways to tie a scarf. I think NYC looks the most difficult but also the cutest. Which one’s your favorite?
is that mary kate wiles
one time i was at the bus stop and this dude was playing with his swingy light thingies and said “hey lady, do you rave?” to me and i laughed in his face and the bus pulled up at that exact moment and i hopped on and rode away still laughing
6 foot 5!
Tall as fuck.
god fucking dammit are you fucking shitting me fuck jesus christ
i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit
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I love you and I’m not afraid to say it
hahahha i love you too my dear!!!!