sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl

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christ. dude seems like a real winner

either that or a butthurt whiny baby

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im gunna be very put out if the first time i throw up in my new trashcan is because im sick and not drunk

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felll-down-the-rabbit-hole replied to your post “felll-down-the-rabbit-hole replied to your post…”

i think i heard it from someone?? but i’d a assume that an annoying desperate white guy has a small dick lol

oh well i think he’s gone now anyways. he may just be hibernating though

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okay who wants to stick and poke a heart around my left nipple?

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felll-down-the-rabbit-hole replied to your post “felll-down-the-rabbit-hole replied to your photo “i told this dude i…”

tell him he has a small penis and maybe he’ll leave you alone. HAha

but how would i possibly know that information?!?!

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felll-down-the-rabbit-hole replied to your photo “i told this dude i wouldn’t go out with him cause he thinks women…”

HE IS THE WORst omg he wouldn’t leave me alone like 2 years ago. When I told him I wouldn’t have sex with him he told everyone I fucked him and begged him to date me.

ewwwie yeah he told me he’d leave me alone if i said i wouldn’t go out with him but that seems to have been a lie

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taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

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hobbitfeminism:

niche-pastiche:

littlemarshmallowqueen:

hobbitfeminism:

fun fact about me: I didn’t really get okay with having an eyebrow scar until I realized Jason Momoa has one and he is hotter than a volcano fucking a balrog on the surface of the sun

jesus fuck that is, like, the perfect description

I’m confused, shouldn’t the balrog be the one fucking the volcano or am I missing the point of this post?

it’s an animate volcano okay they’re on the surface of the sun anything can happen

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